It's not all skin and bones

allison1710:

Okay this one got me.

(Source: amoreprofoundpond, via cannibal-swag)

17th Jun 2013 | 33,766 notes

hey fun fact: puttanesca literally translates to “whore sauce” in italian because it was cheap and quick to make so prostitutes made it before going out at night

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17th Jun 2013 | 368,106 notes

itlooksgoodfromouterspace:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

A BUTTER PLACE

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17th Jun 2013 | 50,997 notes

a-rose-by-the-pond:

of course chris is like nine, all serious and businisslike

david is like ten, all freaking out panic what even is car

and matt like eleven, driving off the tracks like a toddler on a sugar rush

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